My feelings toward spring are the very definition of bittersweet.
On one hand, the season ushers in warmer weather, which quickly gives way to the soul-wilting heat, humidity, and bugs for which NC is famous.
But.
On the other hand, we get dogwood blossoms, and my April birthday, which brings with it obscenely frosted Dewey’s birthday cake.
And the warmer weather brings spring berries to make my strawberry cake. The cake recipe comes from author Ruth Reichl, and the frosting’s from my mom.
Joyland Strawberry Layer Cake
Cake:
2 sticks butter, softened
1 cup sugar
3 large eggs, room temp.
2 ¼ cups cake flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup sour cream
2 tablespoons real vanilla
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Grease and flour two 8 or 9-inch round tins.
Cream together butter and sugar until very light and fluffy. Add eggs one at a time, mixing well after each.
Sift together flour, baking soda, baking powder, and salt. Mix into butter mixture. When mixture just comes together, mix in sour cream and vanilla until batter is fully blended.
Carefully spoon batter into prepared cake pans and bake for 25-35 minutes. Start checking after about 22 minutes and remove from oven as soon as toothpick comes out clean, but moist. Cool in pan 5 minutes and then turn out onto cooling rack to finish cooling completely.
Vanilla Simple Syrup
1 cup sugar
1 cup water
1 ½ teaspoons vanilla extract
Heat sugar and water in pan on stove until the sugar is completely dissolved. Stir in vanilla and let cool.
Mom’s American Buttercream
3 1-pound boxes powdered sugar
2 teaspoons salt
3 scant teaspoons cream of tartar
1 cup butter-flavor Crisco
3 egg whites
¾ cup of water (or less)
2 tablespoons vanilla
2 teaspoons fresh lemon juice
½ cup strawberry jam
Dump all ingredients except the jam into mixer. Beat ingredients at low until it starts to come together. Put water in at this point, a bit at a time. Once it gets to creamy frosting and piping consistency, let it go on medium-high for 4 minutes.
Remove two thirds of the frosting, cover, and set aside. Add jam to remaining frosting in mixer and let it go on medium-high until it’s completely incorporated and smooth (2-3 minutes).
Assembly
1-pint fresh strawberries
1 cup white chocolate chips
Brush both cakes generously with simple syrup.
Cut tops off cake so they’re straight and level and put cut pieces into a food processor until they’re small crumbs and set aside. Slice each cake in half, horizontally. Pipe one ring around the outside top of three layers as a dam, then fill with strawberry buttercream, and smooth down. Stack onto cake board or plate, topping with unfrosted layer then put into fridge until frosting firms up.
Frost with about half the remaining frosting. Smooth it as much as you can. Gently press the cake crumbs around the sides of the cake until it’s fully covered.
Cut the stem off the strawberries and place, cut side down, onto paper towels. Melt the white chocolate and dip the bottoms of the berries about 1/5 the way up. Place on parchment-covered pan and let set and harden.
Using a large star tip, put a border around the top and bottom of the cake. Place stars around the top in a decorative manner and top each with chocolate-coated strawberries. Cover and refrigerate at least six hours or overnight before service.
This cake is spring-y and beautiful and taken to Easter dinner will make you the talk of the day.
Thanks for your time.
Who knew death row inmates were so enamored with Pizza Hutt?
There are lists of the actual last meals of celebrities—not planned deaths, but spontaneous. Some are mundane to the point of sadness (JFK: boiled eggs and toast, Jimi Hendrix: tuna sandwich). Some possibly hints at the “why” of the death (Elvis: four scoops of ice cream and half a dozen cookies, James Gandolfini: lots of liquor, two orders of fried shrimp and a full plate of fatty goose liver). 
But the whole subject is a real bummer. Under normal circumstances, my personality and outlook could give Shirley Temple diabetes. So, I think a better and happier question that sheds even more light on a person is their birthday dinner. It’s usually a combination of childhood favorites and flavors and foods discovered along the way.
When I have food chats with folks, almost everybody smiles and has a menu already in mind, as well as the dessert (overwhelmingly it’s chocolate cake).
Crispy-fried boneless chicken breast smothered in extra lemony Hollandaise, potato salad studded with lots of crispy bacon, and fat fresh asparagus steamed and drizzled with butter.
My dessert is a large corner piece of Dewey’s cake with extra frosting. And you’re welcome to a piece, but don’t be coming around looking for another corner, ‘cause it ain’t happening, and the request itself would very likely end a friendship.
I know this all sounds really bad, but if you ask anyone that knows me well, they will tell you that this behavior is a true deviation of my normal personality. I am normally the soul of generosity.
Thanks for your time.