Three Recipes Within the Visual

Last month I made a jar of root beer jelly.

Nobody but me’s ever going in the fridge to look for it.  And unless my pooch Crowley grows thumbs, nobody else in this family will ever open the jar to eat it (bless their taste-deficient hearts).  But after I poured it into a jar, I decided it needed a label.

I have this giant, black hole of a junk drawer that I toss stuff into.  I don’t think I’ve actually gone all the way through it, ever.  So, I went mining for labels.

And, I found them—at the bottom.  Along the way, I found at least a hundred photos from the mists of time.  And while looking through them, I found three very beloved recipes that I had made peace with never seeing again.

The first recipe is for the best apple fritters I’ve ever eaten.  I thought I had recreated the recipe, and even shared it in an earlier column.  But it wasn’t even close. 

Mrs. Oldham’s Apple Fritters

2 cups Bisquick

1 large egg

1 teaspoon baking powder

½ cup sugar

Approximately ½ cup milk

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

½ teaspoon salt

½ teaspoon cinnamon

15 gratings of nutmeg

1 large peeled and chopped apple

Oil for frying

Glaze:

Whisk together 3 cups powdered sugar, 3-4 tablespoons milk, and a pinch of salt until smooth.

Stir together first nine ingredients, holding back some milk.  The dough should be the consistency of hush puppy dough.  Add more milk as needed, without overbeating.  Fold in apples. 

Let sit while you heat about 3 inches of vegetable oil in large heavy pot until it’s 350 degrees.  Using cookie scoop, drop generous tablespoons into heated oil (no more than six at a time), and cook for 2-3 minutes, turning occasionally until browned on all sides.

Remove with slotted spoon, and once it’s stopped sizzling, drizzle glaze over fritter.  Makes about 2 dozen.

The next recipe is for a crockpot tamale dip.  It’s from Loretta Jolly, via an Albemarle Hospital co-worker.  It’s a make-and-forget game-day superstar.

Chili Cheese Dip

1 pound Velveeta cheese

1-14 ounce can Armour Chili (no beans)

1-15 ounce can Hormel beef tamales

1 medium yellow onion, minced

1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce

1 tablespoon hot sauce

Throw everything into a crockpot, turn it on and bring to slow simmer.  Serve in the crockpot set to low. For service, top with shredded cheese, cover and let melt on top.

The last recipe is from family friend, Mama Cat.  She received it from her friend and fellow Coast Guard wife, Pat Csintayn.

Seafood Casserole

1 lb crab meat

1 lb cooked shrimp

1 small can mushrooms, drained

½ small green pepper, minced

½ cup minced onion

1 cup minced celery

1-6 oz box Uncle Ben’s long grain and wild rice

1 cup mayonnaise

1 cup milk

½ teaspoon each, salt & pepper

Dash of Worcestershire sauce

Cook rice, add first seven ingredients.

In separate bowl, mix mayo, salt & pepper, milk, and Worcestershire.  Add to rice mixture.

Pour into buttered 2-quart casserole dish and sprinkle with bread crumbs.

Bake at 375 for 30 minutes.  Serves 6-8, depending on course and side dishes.

These recipes, along with some from my mom, made up the foundation of my first adulting cooking repertoire.  They’re simple and easy, but each makes an impact.

But, these dishes still hold up.  Add a fresh baguette and a simple salad, and this could be a kind of training-wheels dinner party.  Who doesn’t love a fresh apple fritter?

Or, singly, each could be a welcome respite from the familiar family food playbook.  Hunger may season all dishes, but surprise gets them to the table quicker. 

Thanks for your time.

Contact debbie at d@bullcity.mom.

The Apple of My Eye

I always thought I was a one apple girl. 

I’ve never been a huge apple fan, but when eating a fresh, raw apple it could only be a Golden Delicious.  Every year my junior high class sold Red and Golden Delicious.  The red ones always reminded me of the apple that Snow White took from the witch, so, no thanks.

But, those green/gold ones were both cute and tasty. A couple weeks ago I was in Food Lion and hungry.  Normally at that point, I take one of two paths.

1.) I buy all kinds of gorgeous candy and baked goods which I either open and begin eating inside the store, or tear into once I get to the car.  But I always end up in a bloated shame spiral.

Or2.) I walk around, getting grumpier and grumpier, all the while those beautiful sweet treats become, in my sugar-deprived mind, more and more healthy, and less and less caloric.

This time, for some unknowable reason, I bought apples.  Like a dozen of them.  And each evening for the next few days, I’d cut them up, and Petey and I would eat them.  When we ran out, I even bought some more.  I was really liking them.

Then one day I went to get more.  And they were out of Golden Delicious, so I bought the new variety, Honeycrisp.

They were really good, you guys.  They’re crisp, lightly sweet (hence, the honey & crisp for their name, I guess), and have almost an effervescent quality.  And, for an apple, pretty darn interesting.

They are a little on the pricey side.  The lowest I’ve seen them is $1.97/pound, and I’ve seen them as high as $5.  But they’re not expensive because they’re trendy, new, and in demand. Honeycrisps bruise easily, so they must be handled carefully.  The price we pay includes all the apples that were too damaged to sell. They can only travel so far safely, so the west coast orchards, which produce much more apples, supply the western half of the country, and the east coast is serviced by east coast orchards.

And the most interesting factor of a very interesting apple; most varieties are picked and placed directly in cold storage, waiting for transport.  Honeycrisps must spend a week or so in a halfway house—cool, but not as cold as cold storage.  Which means the farmers have to outfit their operations with these previously unnecessary “Goldilocks” coolers.When I was in high school, my friend Cheryl’s mom used to make these amazing fritters as a treat when we weren’t being especially annoying.  Without using a recipe she’d whip them up in mere minutes.

Mrs. Oldham’s Slumber Party Apple Frittersapple fritters1-quart vegetable oil for deep-frying

1 ½ cups all-purpose flour

1 tablespoon white sugar

2 teaspoons baking powder

½ teaspoon salt

2/3 cup milk

2 eggs, beaten

1 tablespoon vegetable oil

1 ½ teaspoons vanilla extract

4 ½ cups Honeycrisp apples – peeled, cored and chopped

1 cup cinnamon sugar

DIRECTIONS:Heat oil in large, heavy pot to 375 degrees F.

In large bowl, stir together flour, sugar, baking powder and salt. Pour in milk, eggs, oil, and vanilla. Mix until well blended. Add apples; stir until evenly distributed.

Drop spoonsful of batter into hot oil and fry until golden, about 5 minutes. Fry in smaller batches so they’re not crowded. Remove using a slotted spoon and drain on paper towels. Toss with cinnamon sugar while still warm.  They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away.  If that’s true, I will never be sick again.  My immune system could probably cure the people around me.  I may even live forever…as a superhero.

I’m thinking maybe the Apple Avenger.atomic appleThanks for your time.